All NEW Drunken Merch…

So you want to wear us, huh? You want to confuse the hell out of people who ask you what "The Drunken Menace" is? You want to represent the galaxy's most inebriated and ill-informed Star Wars podcasters? Well, you've come to the right place, you magnificent human.

We've got our glorious, slightly-skewed logo on every conceivable item a functioning alcoholic geek could want. T-shirts, hoodies, and mugs for your coffee (wink, wink). And even stickers to slap on your fridge so you can be reminded of us every time you go for another beer.

You can get the "Tricky Little Bugger" design—a shout-out to that time we were so pissed we thought the Book of Boba Fett lizard’s were a metaphor for our life choices. Or maybe the "Vintage Rogue Squadron Insignia"—because nothing says "I'm a grown-up" like a retro Star Wars t-shirt. And hey, if you're feeling especially brave, you can get the main logo and parade around like you know what you're talking about!

So go on, treat yourself. It’s the closest you’ll get to actually smelling like us without having to listen to the podcast in a packed pub. You’re welcome. Now, where’s my pint?

Take a gander