All NEW Drunken Merch…

So you want to wear us, huh? You want to confuse the hell out of people who ask you what "The Drunken Menace" is? You want to represent the galaxy's most inebriated and ill-informed Star Wars podcasters? Well, you've come to the right place, you magnificent human.

We've got our glorious, slightly-skewed logo on every conceivable item a functioning alcoholic geek could want. T-shirts, hoodies, and mugs for your coffee (wink, wink). And even stickers to slap on your fridge so you can be reminded of us every time you go for another beer.

You can get the "Tricky Little Bugger" design—a shout-out to that time we were so pissed we thought the Book of Boba Fett lizard’s were a metaphor for our life choices. Or maybe the "Vintage Rogue Squadron Insignia"—because nothing says "I'm a grown-up" like a retro Star Wars t-shirt. And hey, if you're feeling especially brave, you can get the main logo and parade around like you know what you're talking about!

So go on, treat yourself. It’s the closest you’ll get to actually smelling like us without having to listen to the podcast in a packed pub. You’re welcome. Now, where’s my pint?

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Latest Episode…


Season 2 - Episode 2

Hello There! The show everyone has been waiting for! Our drunk exploits at Star Wars Celebration!

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Recent Episodes

  • A graphic promoting 'The Drunken Menace' podcast, designed as a vintage Kenner Star Wars action figure card. The card features a white border with a black interior. A man with short hair and glasses, holding a glass, appears in a cut-out on the left.

    Season 2 Episode 02

    SWCE 2023 Drunken Review!

  • A Star Wars vintage card featuring 'The Knightrider', with details for 'The Drunken Menace Season 2 Episode 1'.

    Season 2 Episode 01

    The Wheel of Wankers!

  • Star Wars action figure of Jude Law as a figurine in front of Star Wars Celebration special edition packaging for The Drunken Menace Episode 50 with Onion of Destiny, featuring promotional text and warning labels.

    Season 1 Episode 50

    The Onion of Destiny!

  • A collectible Star Wars toy package featuring Mr. Mouser, a cat in a top hat, from the Drunken Menace series, episode 49. The package has a warning for explicit content, includes links to listen on Spotify, and displays the Kenner logo.

    Season 1 Episode 49

    Cat in a top hat!

  • Star Wars action figure of Darth Vader in original packaging, featuring a green label with the name Dave Vader, and a warning label about explicit content.

    Season 1 Episode 48

    Paint goes here!

  • Star Wars-themed podcast cover with a plastic toy figure of a character in a space suit, a red motorcycle toy, and various logos including Spotify, Kenner, and a warning label about explicit content.

    Season 1 Episode 47

    Copy and paste Batman!

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Helen Gates and Mark Novo

Meet the Drunks

Jim and Ben, two rebel scum crack open multiple beers to discuss all that is Star Wars and other geek news that has crash landed in their Cantina.

Expect much slurring of words and extreme rambling as we stagger around the geek universe. These are the Drunks you are looking for!

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