TOILET CLEANER

James is a complete alcoholic idiot who rarely knows where he is or what he is doing, to compensate he makes strange noises or awful celebrity impressions. He also has a passion for Sombrero Hats.

BARMAN

Ben is a posh Southern Geek who faints if the price of a beverage is under £10.68, he also enjoys top flight Football, cutting one line insults, Thundercat pyjamas and pretending he is Marty Mcfly in Marks and Spencers.

COCKTAIL MAKER

A long time alcoholic and known King of the Geeks, Stu enjoys insulting everything, drinking cheap Cider and stealing other peoples underwear.

REGULAR DRUNK

Pops in to buy a drink every now and then - loves Cad Bane a tad too much!